VERY SHORT BURST OF WTF

Training for a new job with the same company. customer service. i can do that with both eyes shut and my ankles tied together. BUT they have all these dang apps and codes and stuff like: go  to the third tree on your  right, circle it four times EXACTLY, run back into the house and try to get the username and password into that itty bitty space before it times out and then I, rock scientist supreme, realize that I can run from here to China but it ain't gonna work cause I, the wisest of the wise, have transposed the last two numbers of the userid and it will be a cold day in you know where before I can access the holy grail I am seeking.

I shrink into my chair and, with trembling hands, chat the trainers. I tell them that I knew I was crazy but I had no idea I was dyslexic! I could almost hear them collectively shout...





wtf!!