Thursday, March 9, 2017

Happy Harry the Hippy Man

Happy Harry the hippy man made a hasty decision to extend his stay at the Hula Hotel for the Faint of Heart. He felt the fear of old age and the ache of his bones as he moved across the worn carpet of the cheapest room he could get at the Hula Hotel. His hair hung damp and limp from the humidity of a mid-day heat. He drew a  secret smug delight in leaving his hair long and often pulled back into a ponytail. Happy Harry the hippy man yearned for hair thick enough to braid and wondered why someone such as himself was destined to thinning hair as he grew older. This explained, though he might not relate it to his thinning hair, the tongue stud and a tattoo of a praying mantis dressed in a zoot suit with a top hat perched at a tilt on his head and a saxophone swung around his neck. As if that were not enough the front of the body of the praying mantis faced one way while his head, turned one hundred and eighty degrees in the opposite direction, setting the stage for his diabolical grin. Small notes of music floated up from the saxophone. The tattoo was exquisite in detail. The praying mantis had a deep, rich green body He wore an outrageously purple satin zoot suit over a rich buttery, sunset yellow silk shirt, a blood red top hat and black, custom-made leather shoes sporting spats and a high gleam shine. The golden color of his saxophone appeared to catch an unseen light source producing the unsettling illusion of movement. The music notes floating up from the saxophone were sharply defined and etched in black. The entire ensemble set the stage for the crowning victory of the face of the praying mantis. Sat precariously at the top of his fragile body and turned in the opposite direction of the front of his body the artist had chosen to first draw and then color in the maestro's eyes in the deepest emerald green. Half closed by an exaggerated fold of the eyelid a glint sparkled from one eye The artist captured the glint as an exquisite minuscule diamond.The praying mantis had thin lips drawn back in a smile so perverse that friends of Happy Harry were shocked and confused. What possessed a man like Happy Harry the Hippy Man, they conjectured over dinner and a few drinks, to wander so far afield in his choice of tattoos. Inevitably, one of them would remind the others that Happy Harry had always drifted a tad left of the center line. Everyone would nod and take a sip of their drinks.

Happy Harry believed himself to be the last of a dying breed. He carried himself with an air of barely concealed disdain, except in the presence of the occasional hedonists to cross his path. His ego forgot his superiority in the presence of people he believed crossed the lines of decency without a hint of guilt. Though such characters rarely crossed his path Happy Harry was incapable of responding in anything other than an embarrassing and most unattractive form of hero worship. This trait also puzzled anyone who knew Happy Harry on a daily basis. The old, hip, slightly haughty man they knew disappeared into a fawning, sniveling pawn in the hands of these strangers. He catered to their every whim until the day they left. Afterwards Happy Harry confined himself to his room until he could emerge with what he believed was an air of mystery and secrets. The kindness of his friends saved him from well deserved snickers and snide comments. He was a most frustrating man and yet engaging in the way that oddity often presents itself. In truth no one who knew him would have him any other way. So they shared drinks with him until the mystique wore off, the haughty swagger returned and, some would swear, the praying mantis winked an intensely wicked wink.

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